Haha. The Real Reason Why We Ban Chewing Gums In Singapore

Plucked this out from my email, was sent to me by one of my friends. Kinda find it funny. Enjoy!




A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ..He was having his coffee,
croissant, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house.

A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a
casual conversation.

Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"

Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside.The crusts
we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell
them across to Singapore ."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened
in silence.

Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"

Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a
container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across
to Singapore ."

This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia ?"

Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"

Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"

Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."

Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away."

Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore , the government secretly puts them
in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them
across to Malaysia ,... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum
in Singapore ."




With That,
Peace Out!