Ways to get Rich!

I figured out a few ways to get rich, be it slowly or the quick route to success. Here are some of the ways:


1) Marry a rich old tai tai and wait for her to pass away, and all her riches will be yours.

2) Rob A Bank

3) It seems that selling pig organ soup in a hawker centre can get you rich, I seen them driving around in their Mercedes. So selling pig organ soup will be good.

4) Getting a $2000 pay job and saving $1500 per month, eating only bread for the whole month, and riding a bicycle to work. You'll take around 55 years and 7 months to become a millionaire

5) Selling your soul to the devil.

6) Invent something even Albert Einstein would be proud of you, then demanding the riches in the world in exchange for the invention.

7) Becoming a world-class soccer player, and also with good looks. God Damn It, David Beckham is earing $135,000 per week. That adds up to $6,480,000 per year, and that's excluding the endorsement deals.

8) And also, that includes taking over your father's business, develop it to become even bigger than Microsoft and voilla, ways of becoming rich!


With that,
Peace Out!